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Suddenly a rogue band of ninjas come and take Cthulhu to their evil base on the Sun.
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However, they end up on Mars instead and have go-kart rides on the Mars Rover. Cthulu slips away.
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Then cthulu goes to japan and destroys tokyo
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~Somewhere in the distance an eagle shrieked as it rode an American buffalo to an apple-pie-eating contest at a baseball field.~
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Then he moves on to Osaka
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And then Hiroshima
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Magnets,how do they work?
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Then shouts "USA! USA! USA!"
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And then he got chased by the people of the Hiroshima
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Gking19 लेखो: 794 (Message) से (User): USA
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All the way to USA!
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~Somewhere in the distance an eagle shrieked as it rode an American buffalo to an apple-pie-eating contest at a baseball field.~
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Where he was killed by a Mexican at a Taco Bell eating a burrito in a sombrero .
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"In atWar you either die a hero or live long enough to ally fag and gang bang some poor bastards."
~Goblin
"In this game, everyone is hated."
~Xenosapien
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But revived him self with dragon balls
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And then got killed by a same Mexican at a Taco Bell eating a burrito in a sombrero again.
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He is than reincarnated as a potato.
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And then he is made into a potato burrito and served at Taco Bell.
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"In atWar you either die a hero or live long enough to ally fag and gang bang some poor bastards."
~Goblin
"In this game, everyone is hated."
~Xenosapien
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He is eaten by a fat American person and makes friends with other food trying to escape from the American's large stomach.
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And then he wakes up in the middle of the ocean.
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He wonders how he got there
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It turns out that it was all actually a government conspiracy theory to cover up the area 51 tests
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He looks to his left and sees a tortoise with some sort of briefcase on his back
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He takes the briefcase then violently consumes the turtle.
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Well, you are what you eat! Our hero is now a slow-ass tortoise.
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The slow ass tortoise swims to china and gets eaten in soup
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~Somewhere in the distance an eagle shrieked as it rode an American buffalo to an apple-pie-eating contest at a baseball field.~
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dverich000 खाता खाते को नष्ट कर दिया है। |
dverich000 खाता खाते को नष्ट कर दिया है।
And Pinheiro still can't think of a plan for socialist domination
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MyIpod खाता खाते को नष्ट कर दिया है। |
MyIpod खाता खाते को नष्ट कर दिया है।
He then find's a cup with pink water that he drinks and turns him into a unicorn !
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And he farts out a rainbow, a leprechaun, and a pot of gold.
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~Goblin
"In this game, everyone is hated."
~Xenosapien
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But a troll steals the pot of gold
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The troll has a change of heart and gives the gold to charity.
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The charity's media coordinator has a panic attack and gets arrested for public masturbation in San Diego.
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Leprechaun gets the gold back
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