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द्वारा Black Swans, 30.08.2016 - 15:39

Damn girl are you UK ? Because I want to play you.

[pr] Death1812: I have a penis and a knife ..... one of them is going into you tonight

[pr] AwesomeNameHere: I like Potatoes

[pr] Your Bitch: you might as well come invite me home with you...im gonna follow you anyway

[cn] ●Trystane Martell: What's the difference between a sofa and me ? I don't pull out

Kraigg लेखो: 537	01.09.2016 - 13:26 Kraigg Roses are red, ur eyes are blue get in the van or I kill you ---- Seule la victoire est belle लदान... लदान...
x___ ___ लेखो: 330 (Message) से (User): यूक्रेन	01.09.2016 - 21:16 x___ Simple 5 steps: 1. say "Hey, can I ask you 3 simple questions?" (she'll say ugh sure) 2. say "Do you think I'm attractive?" (she'll stutter, say like ahaha uh sure) 3. say "Do you have a boyfriend?" (she'll go yes or no) 4. say "Well, what's your excuse not to kiss me right now" 5. proceed to kiss, dont wait for answer ---- не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты लदान... लदान...
x___ ___ लेखो: 330 (Message) से (User): यूक्रेन	01.09.2016 - 21:23 x___ One time I actually tried to pick some girls with a game of rock paper scissors, where the loser has to kiss the winner. They just laughed and walked away :3 ---- не смотри где я - лучше смотри где ты लदान... लदान...
Deleted User 147612 खाता खाते को नष्ट कर दिया है।	02.09.2016 - 01:43 boywind2 Help raccoons stole my penis लदान... लदान...
Black Swans Epic Clan लेखो: 1711 (Message) से (User): बोस्निया और हर्जेगोविना	08.09.2016 - 15:22 Black Swans BUMP ---- "***swans is just torturing me like when uou caugh an insect when you caught an insect and starts to pull out from him their body parts****" - IHY लदान... लदान...

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