Want to hear a joke?

What do you call a cute girl in Albania??

A tourist

Idiots need to understand that just because it says ALBANIANS in the video title, doesnt really mean theyre albanians for real. The only 2 words they said in the video have nothing to do whatsoever with albanian language.

Its ok though, i know you chinesse people started having sex with robot prostitutes in special brothels there so, no wonder why youre so hostile torwards womens. Look at the bright side, theres no STD from robots

लिखा द्वारा AlBoZzZ, 03.04.2016 at 17:17

Its ok though, i know you chinesse people started having sex with robot prostitutes in special brothels there so, no wonder why youre so hostile torwards womens.

Im from the United States

लिखा द्वारा Guest, 03.04.2016 at 17:40

लिखा द्वारा AlBoZzZ, 03.04.2016 at 17:17

Its ok though, i know you chinesse people started having sex with robot prostitutes in special brothels there so, no wonder why youre so hostile torwards womens.

Im from the United States

oh yea just as much as i am

Albanians are a shame to the white race, would be much better for them to be black, then they would atleast have an excuse

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 17:45

Albanians are a shame to the white race, would be much better for them to be black, then they would atleast have an excuse

Calls Albanians a shame to white race...

Can't beat the Albanian...

Is inferior to Albanians.....

Who's the shame on the white race now?

As about this video, those 2 girls who are acting in it are actually Greek girls, but that's not important.

Okay, one joke on Albanians as 2 girls fighting for Greek passport made me laugh; everyone should take it in a funny way because each nation, especially Balkan ones, has a jokes about themselves.
In most of our Balkan jokes Montenegrins are lazy, Greeks are poor, Albanians are poorer, Serbians are dirty, Croatians are naive, Bosniaks are stupid, Slovenians live in a small country, ... etc.

But generalising all Albanian girls as ugly is probably the biggest bullshit I've ever heard.
Each nation has it's beautiful and gorgeous girls and those who are not as beautyful and gorgeous, nature made us like that, everyone is beautiful in different way. For end, let me show you this Albanian babe, damn, I would rape her pussy so hard she would never ever walk normally again.... HOW CAN YOU BE THIS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 17:52

Calls Albanians a shame to white race...

Can't beat the Albanian...

Is inferior to Albanians.....

Who's the shame on the white race now?

What war did albanians win? Even in the 99 one they would have been rekt if NATO didnt save them.

Anyone that isnt brown or black is superior to albanians.

Still albanians.

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:15

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 17:52

Calls Albanians a shame to white race...

Can't beat the Albanian...

Is inferior to Albanians.....

Who's the shame on the white race now?

What war did albanians win? Even in the 99 one they would have been rekt if NATO didnt save them.

Anyone that isnt brown or black is superior to albanians.

Still albanians.

I can tell you're not very intelligent by your inability to answer the question I posed to you.

CE is 100000000000000000000000000000000 times the player you will ever be. Goodnight.

Oh but since you mentioned wars here's their record.... 21 won....31 undecided/ stalemates..... 43 defeats.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wars_involving_Albania

you missed out 21 wins buddy, and they're tough enough to stalemate 31.

Edit: I noticed you're from Croatia so tried to find a List of Croatian wars to compare... While I don't mean to offend Croat in this (he isn't the ignorant one claiming superiority however) I would like to point out that Croatia doesn't have a fucking list because it only became capable of being a country 20 years ago... whereas albania has maintained independence for over a hundred years now.

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:15

Anyone that isnt brown or black is superior to albanians.

racism 5/5
you should be ashamed of yourself thinking that people are superior torwards others based on their skin colour, nation, religion,gender

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

CE is 100000000000000000000000000000000 times the player you will ever be. Goodnight.

Ok bby, whatever you say...

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:24

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

CE is 100000000000000000000000000000000 times the player you will ever be. Goodnight.

Ok bby, whatever you say...

you really saved this ss for such a long time?

wow pavle has now a challenger for the crown of retard of aw

लिखा द्वारा AlBoZzZ, 03.04.2016 at 18:25

you really saved this ss for such a long time?

wow pavle has now a challenger for the crown of retard of aw

>saves SS to the computer
>brings it up to confirm his point some time later
>"you really saved this ss for such a long time"

learn how a computer works plz

P.S i was right to save it, always knew you lot would start barking again

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:24

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

CE is 100000000000000000000000000000000 times the player you will ever be. Goodnight.

Ok bby, whatever you say...

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

Edit: I noticed you're from Croatia so tried to find a List of Croatian wars to compare... While I don't mean to offend Croat in this (he isn't the ignorant one claiming superiority however) I would like to point out that Croatia doesn't have a fucking list because it only became capable of being a country 20 years ago... whereas albania has maintained independence for over a hundred years now.

Also If CE saved all the SS's of the times he beat you the thread would be 5/6 pages longer, difference is he doesnt need to save any proof to prove anything to us... nice try

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:31

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

Edit: I noticed you're from Croatia so tried to find a List of Croatian wars to compare... While I don't mean to offend Croat in this (he isn't the ignorant one claiming superiority however) I would like to point out that Croatia doesn't have a fucking list because it only became capable of being a country 20 years ago... whereas albania has maintained independence for over a hundred years now.

Also If CE saved all the SS's of the times he beat you the thread would be 5/6 pages longer..... nice try

1.Corammbo has never beaten me in a match so far

2.Croatia is not a country for 20 years, it was independant from 925. (there were dutchies as far as 7th century tough) till 1102. and was in a personal union with hungary from 1102. till 1527. and had autonomy in Habsburg empire from 1527. till 1918. and to count all the battles and wars won would take up an entire page here so......

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:15

Anyone that isnt brown or black is superior to albanians.

Much contradiction here
Albanians are not race (as brown, black, white), but indoeuropean nation. You cannot compare 2 totally different things on same basis.
Also, Albanians are mostly white, does that mean anyone who isn't brown or black is superior to white people?

Now, let me ask you one serious question after your 'superior-inferior' constatation:
- How do you consider more than 2500 Albanians who were defending your (and mine) homeland Croatia?

You've probably heard for Rahim Ademi, Bekim Berisha, Agim Çeku, Hajdar Dodaj, Amir Muharemi, .... who have more days on the frontlines of Croatian Independence War than half of Croatians who are registered as defenders... That's called hypocrisy, or at least disrespect to all those Albanians who were going through war hell so you can today live in a free, modern, democratic country.


Hope you will change your opinions soon

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:36

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:31

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

Edit: I noticed you're from Croatia so tried to find a List of Croatian wars to compare... While I don't mean to offend Croat in this (he isn't the ignorant one claiming superiority however) I would like to point out that Croatia doesn't have a fucking list because it only became capable of being a country 20 years ago... whereas albania has maintained independence for over a hundred years now.

Also If CE saved all the SS's of the times he beat you the thread would be 5/6 pages longer..... nice try

1.Corammbo has never beaten me in a match so far

2.Croatia is not a country for 20 years, it was independant from 925. (there were dutchies as far as 7th century tough) till 1102. and was in a personal union with hungary from 1102. till 1527. and had autonomy in Habsburg empire from 1527. till 1918. and to count all the battles and wars won would take up an entire page here so......

Go find them. Lets compare and not be biased.

And then play Commando in a duel or something

Because there can only be 1 way he hasn't beaten you... thats if you avoid all his games like a pussy.

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:36

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:31

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

Edit: I noticed you're from Croatia so tried to find a List of Croatian wars to compare... While I don't mean to offend Croat in this (he isn't the ignorant one claiming superiority however) I would like to point out that Croatia doesn't have a fucking list because it only became capable of being a country 20 years ago... whereas albania has maintained independence for over a hundred years now.

Also If CE saved all the SS's of the times he beat you the thread would be 5/6 pages longer..... nice try

1.Corammbo has never beaten me in a match so far

this is the only thing i ever agreed you with.

i never beated you because we played 1 game together only. Since you have no idea what "competitive" game is and im not a rp or scenario fag, we never had the chance to play against eachother.
The only time we played which you won, is when we had a tourny game which i belive it was 2 initials 5k .

Dont make it look like we played 1000 games and you won all of them inculding eu 10k

लिखा द्वारा Croat, 03.04.2016 at 18:37

Much contradiction here
Albanians are not race (as brown, black, white), but indoeuropean nation. You cannot compare 2 totally different things on same basis.
Also, Albanians are mostly white, does that mean anyone who isn't brown or black is superior to white people?

Now, let me ask you one serious question after your 'superior-inferior' constatation:
- How do you consider more than 2500 Albanians who were defending your (and mine) homeland Croatia?

You've probably heard for Rahim Ademi, Bekim Berisha, Agim Çeku, Hajdar Dodaj, Amir Muharemi, .... who have more days on the frontlines of Croatian Independence War than half of Croatians who are registered as defenders... That's called hypocrisy, or at least disrespect to all those Albanians who were going through war hell so you can today live in a free, modern, democratic country.


Hope you will change your opinions soon

Albanians dont have a indo-european language, so they arent indo european by language group and as such arent europeans.

Also those 2500 albanians didnt really matter, they were equivelent to the size of a small brigade and none of them fought for me (i never heard of an albanian fighting in central bosnia for HVO), though there are accounts of some albanians (muslim ones) attacking certain positions in central bosnia (where i live) along with ABIH troops.

Also do those 2500 (even though i doubt it was 2500) make it all OK for dozens of thousands of albanians who attacked croatia together with turks for some 350 years? Albanians are useless, they have only hurt and damaged europe and white race in history.

Albania is one of the few countries who arent part of indoeuropean language since Albanian is an unique language, it didnt came from any other languages.
But civec is like copy paste pavle , croatian version so i wont even argue here no more

लिखा द्वारा AlBoZzZ, 03.04.2016 at 18:42

Dont make it look like we played 1000 games and you won all of them inculding eu 10k

So you are saying im a noob for not playing EU+ all the time? fair enough, but what does that make you if you lost to me on EU+, the map you only play?

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:45

Albanians dont have a indo-european language, so they arent indo european by language group and as such arent europeans.

Albanians have (and speak) an indoeuropean language, but you obviously don't know anything about language clasification. Whatsmore, almost whole world speak indoeuropean languages, in majority or minority. Indoeuropean languages, according to the number of speakers, is the world's largest language family which the majority of European languages and southern and western Asia. There are about 450 languages and about 3 billion people is speaking it. Also, base of Indoeuropean languages wasn't even in Europe.

According to your logic, non of European nations is European because they speak Indoeuropean languages which are actually not from Europe.....

To prove my point:
(Indoeuropean majority language)
(Indoeuropean minority languages with official status)

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:48

लिखा द्वारा AlBoZzZ, 03.04.2016 at 18:42

Dont make it look like we played 1000 games and you won all of them inculding eu 10k

So you are saying im a noob for not playing EU+ all the time? fair enough, but what does that make you if you lost to me on EU+, the map you only play?

It says you got lucky and are scared to play him again. 1 game means nothing, 10 games is when you can identify who is best.
There are guys that rush expansions and avoid playing slowrollers all the time.

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 18:18

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 18:15

लिखा द्वारा Phoenix, 03.04.2016 at 17:52

CE is 100000000000000000000000000000000 times the player you will ever be. Goodnight.

How is that relevant to the idea of Croatian racial superiority to Albanians? This game isn't called AtGenetics

लिखा द्वारा Croat, 03.04.2016 at 19:03

Albanians have (and speak) an indoeuropean language, but you obviously don't know anything about language clasification. Whatsmore, almost whole world speak indoeuropean languages, in majority or minority. Indoeuropean languages, according to the number of speakers, is the world's largest language family which the majority of European languages and southern and western Asia. There are about 450 languages and about 3 billion people is speaking it. Also, base of Indoeuropean languages wasn't even in Europe.

According to your logic, non of European nations is European because they speak Indoeuropean languages which are actually not from Europe.....

To prove my point:
[img.]http://i.imgur.com/MXzlNy7.png[/img] (Indoeuropean majority language)
[img.]http://i.imgur.com/xKgS6DB.png[/img] (Indoeuropean minority languages with official status)
[img.]http://i.imgur.com/2zBALkW.png[/img]

Its classed as indo european language in later times to make albanians seem more european, its listed as indo european even though it has no similarities to any other indo european language expcept for "adopted" words from languages such as armenian,greek or even slavic.

Its clear its not a indo european language.

Wow the amount of racism in this thread is astounding

लिखा द्वारा Evic, 03.04.2016 at 19:28

Its classed as indo european language in later times to make albanians seem more european, its listed as indo european even though it has no similarities to any other indo european language expcept for "adopted" words from languages such as armenian,greek or even slavic.

Its clear its not a indo european language.

It is classed as indoeuropean because Albanian language is one of the closest languages to the old Illyrian language, which is one of the first languages in Europe.
As for 'adopted' words, according to your logic Croatian would be some dialect language of Turkish because 1/5 of it are words from Turkish language.

And yes, Albanian is clearly an indoeuropean language

लिखा द्वारा Croat, 03.04.2016 at 20:01

It is classed as indoeuropean because Albanian language is one of the closest languages to the old Illyrian language, which is one of the first languages in Europe.
As for 'adopted' words, according to your logic Croatian would be some dialect language of Turkish because 1/5 of it are words from Turkish language.

And yes, Albanian is clearly an indoeuropean language

>illyrian language

hmm im pretty sure that a) there was no such language and b) if there was we dont have a written example of it
Illyrians are made up people, they were just barbaric tribes living north of greece and east of rome, it was romans who called the who area illyrians and all people living there illyrians because of it.
How can you see what language is closest to x language when you dont know what x language was?
All examples of "illyrian" we have is from either foreign sources (by foreign i mean roman or greek) or by unvarified writings and those words are mostly names of people or towns, far from actual proof of a language.

Also i dont see how croatian could be considered turkish? all i said is that albanian language shares similarities with greek and armenian because they borrowed words from them.

Guys, it was a simple joke I made after seeing this video, no reason to spark a flame war. I am not racist towards albanians.

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